spongebob can't help it any longer. he's gotta have one little nugget. so he has one more shitfest and feels better than ever. he has stopped going to church now just to fullfill his destiny of being incredibly shitty
1586: Will Squidward Shit?squidward has an even greater desire for shitting himself than spongebob. he knows that while he's at school for grown-ups, spongebob is at home just shitting all over his pineapple and having the time of his life. squidward is dying for shit and cannot concentrate on his schoolwork
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squidward wakes up from his bed of ass goo and realizes that the whole shit fetish thing was kind of gross. he takes a cold shower and declares a fresh start. spongebob is very disappointed that he no longer has a shit buddy
mr krabs finds spongebob's gift of a steamy pile of shit and is very flattered. he asks spongebob to give him some more to serve to customers. but having just vowed to stop, spongebob refuses. but mr krabs has not given up hope
spongebob is forced to shit between two buns for mr krabs to feed customers. it very quickly drains his bowels, so mr krabs forces him to eat entire bowls of beans every few minutes. soon enough, spongebob can only produce miserable pools of blood, but mr krabs keeps pushing him
mr krabs has finally pushed spongebob to his breaking point, quite literally, because after one final blast of viscous fluids, spongebob collapses, a sad mess on the ground. mr krabs tosses the corpse away and finds a new victim to capitalism 2ff7e9595c
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